It is rare for court transcripts to be all that amusing, but this one, from a court in Wales, is.259519829-The-Harry-Potter-case (2)
The advocate for the defendant was a solicitor called Alan Blacker, who practices under the name Lord Harley. It appears that he subsequently made a complaint against the judge!
It would be fun if there was more of this sort of thing. But unhappily, real cases involve real people, who can get really badly hurt by legal shenanagans. So it has to be the case that such drolleries are best kept fictional.
A shame, but there we are.
The transcript was originally posted at lawbytes.board.net by a member of the public who paid for it.